Q. Why did the guru refuse novacain when he had his tooth
A. He wanted to trancend dental medication.
What did the puppy say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did the Teddy Bear say when I offered him a cookie?
No thank you, Iíve stuffed
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe out of that thing?
What do you get when you throw a grenade into the bathroom
of a French restaurant?
Lanoleum blown apart
What did the headline read when the midget fortune teller
escaped from jail?
Small medium at large
My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 87 and I don't know where the hell she is. - Ellen Degeneres.
A man enters a psychiatrist office dressed in nothing but saran wrap from heat to foot. The pschiatrist looks at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts".
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? They don't have the guts.